1. Did you think it would be like Harry Potter? Magic is the only way to have moving pictures on paper…

    (via my-teen-quote)

     
  2. itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

    basileus-omniworks:

    misha-bawlins:

    This drink I like it. Another!

    I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

    A lot of people could learn from this.

    ^ How to be a traveler and not a tourist

    (Source: maxmff, via frankenstitch)

     
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  4. teenage-smoocher:

    Older inspirational Disney. This is what I miss.

    These shows were great, why did they have to leave?

    (via carolinaguees)

     
  5. mistlemore:

    all-four-cheekbones:

    itsbabyber:

    aliciaaadanielle:

    summits:

    thehobbitcompilationblog:

    idareu2bme:

    stut—ter:

    idareu2bme:

    lokidindeed:

    i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

    YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

    is this legit?

    This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR?  BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

    Believe this man.  He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Middle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times.  Also: speaks elvish.

    Yes.

    What if there are two vowels in a row?

    Does anyone know the answer to that last question?

    Jill.

    THIS IS SO EXCITING

    THIS IS SO COOL OMG

    If there are two vowels in a row, you use a carrier placeholder. It’s a plain straight line, like the letter i without a dot, that just exists to hold extra vowels.

    THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

    Question: Why are there 2 for S and when do I use them?

    (Source: cleocliche, via songofhealing7)

     

  6. sisterjudyjudybobudy:

    weetbixgod:

    hotdadcalendar:

    I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

    Babies have no concept of object permanence

    That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

    (Source: hotghostcalendar, via frankenstitch)

     
  7. diancie:

    beyonseh:

    she’s so well mosturized i love it 

    This makes me want to wash my face. Actually I’m gonna go do that, brb

    That makes me think of this:

    (Source: honeybeys, via empress-sabiw)

     

  8. parzival221:

    shak1ra:

    redevoted:

    bowserfucker:

    oknope:

    imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

    IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

    what about a book of all the lies people have told you

    Oh how the tables have tabled

    Tables have tabled

    (via otphil)

     
  9. I want this…

    (Source: ultralifetips)

     
  10. ultrafacts:

    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    (“Tree Kangaroo” is the name of the genus)

    I want one…

     
  11. van-hoose:

    queeraddictedto:

    outspoken-isolation:

    disneygirldreams:

    majesticwatermagic:

    everyday-disney-inspiration:

    'You were mine.’

    what gives you the right?

    WHO GAVE YOU THE FREAKING RIGHT? WHO? TELL ME!!!!!!!

    gO TO YOUR ROOM

    THIS POST IS NOT OKAY BY ANY MEANS. WHAT THE HELL.

    it’s so weird that I am sad because Toy Story 3 doesn’t fit in the photoset

    TOO SOON ON ALL ACCOUNTS (especially Mufasa)

    (via disneymoviesandfacts)

     

  12. boostiels:

    noctstiel:

    kanyeghostniall:

    "i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

    woah! are bras really that expensive??

    oh hun

    (Source: kanyewestniall, via frankenstitch)

     
  13. landofgay:

    warriorofwellness:

    hellyeshaley:

    These are all so beautiful and functional. 

    ah yes, i see the bedroom fandom is growing.  

    excellent.

    I screamed at the first one

    (Source: dmnq8, via fake-mermaid)

     
  14. algebratwo:

    The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

    Why did someone feel the need to figure this out?

    (via songofhealing7)

     
  15. allantherobot:

    lysistratas:

    either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

    You should have gotten extra credit

    This is the greatest thing ever

    (Source: lysistratas-moved, via frankenstitch)